If you can find your way to the end, and tell me what you have earned, you will:
A) Officially become my #N fan for the next year, based on the order of finish.
B) Get a chance to win one of two prize packages which will include a custom puzzle design of your choice, and signed copies of my next two books. If N people finish, solver M will get (N+1)-M entries into the drawing, so finishing sooner will increase your chances.
I'll post the contest page on Friday at 1 PM EST/10 AM PST*, and will accept solutions through the 2nd of January, 2012.
*(unless I run into problems on my flights home.)